Showing posts with label Skyler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Skyler. Show all posts

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Deep is your best friend....who isn't skyler

So Emily and Skyler and I were at our good friend Kyries wedding (congrats we love you!!). They exchanged sands and Skyler said and as our lives so are the sands of time.
I was all- woah thats deep man
Skyler-yea ik I got it off a soap opera
Me-you suck dude, you didn't even come up with that.
Then today Emily and I had planned to dress our best but I chickened out, she told me about a girl who dressed like a guy because she knew if she dressed nice she'd open herself up to judgement. Then she put her own thoughts in it went a little like this...
By not dressing how you wanted to, you let them win. Now they can say "i was going to say something about how she's dressed but I don't have to. She's already succumbed to my imaginary standards"
Being a stubborn idiot I stood there like- :O they win? Dude no way.....i'm winning this.... next round it's me...burn.
So the lesson is always listen to the well dressrd female friend in leather pants and zebra pumps, oh and I say dude and man a lot...

~Alyssa~

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Mythical creatures rule the earth, humans are fourth and that's if we develope ice breath!

Me Skyler and Emily were commenting on my status"
"mine and my mom's motto in the kitchen is you can never have enough butter.....or chocolate :)"
Which is totally true. So we were talking about butter when all of a sudden we took a turn for the random....
The conversation went a little like this...
  • Skyler Lyss you need to follow Paula Deen on Twitter for all of your butter needs, i know i do!
    18 hours ago ·

  • Emily Anne  ‎:) He does.
    18 hours ago · · 1

  • Skyler Why would i lie about something as important AS BUTTER! :)
    18 hours ago ·  · 1

  • Alyssa Rachelle  i think paula dean should follow Me because she's never made a butter sandwich before.....
    18 hours ago · · 2

  • Emily Anne  True, true.
    18 hours ago · 

  • Sheila   Yuck!! Sorry
    18 hours ago · 

  • Alyssa Rachelle  it's actually really good ,even if it sounds bad.....
    18 hours ago · 

  • Skyler  thats deep alyssa
    18 hours ago · 

  • Alyssa Rachelle  thanks skyler
    18 hours ago · 

  • Skyler  anytime anytime
    18 hours ago · 

  • Alyssa Rachelle unless of course it's a time your telling me "cool story bro' why don't you tell the dragons"
    18 hours ago · 

  • Skyler  or unicorns....we cant be racist
    18 hours ago · · 1

  • Alyssa Rachelle  I hope i don't sound racist but...unicorns are better, sorry dragons i prefer magic over mayhem
    18 hours ago · 

  • Skyler ME TOOOOOOO! the only advantage of a dragon is that they can fly...
    18 hours ago · 

  • Emily Anne  Some unicorns have wings.
    18 hours ago · 

  • Skyler  oh yeah...we had like an hour long argument with your mom about that
    18 hours ago · 

  • Alyssa Rachelle  the only advantage of a dragon is it's ability to breath fire, but i'm still waiting for evolution to take hold and give unicorns ice breath after which they will once again become dominant!
    18 hours ago · · 2

  • Skyler Or..or..or we could have ice breath and become dominant! Huh huh huh what d'ya think?
    18 hours ago · 

  • Alyssa Rachelle  ‎......but we can't fly, nor do we have the magical property's of a sparkly rainbow horn sticking out of our foreheads so really even if we had ice breath we'd still come 3rd maybe even 4th depending on how the evolution of the lochness monster goes...
    18 hours ago · 

  • Skyler  ooh true..nevermind
    18 hours ago ·

    Once again i won a debate over a topic that's completely useless to any sane person!

    ♦Alyssa♠

Friday, October 28, 2011

Do you tap or do you hit?!

This morning i was talking to Skyler and Emily! and Oh my freaking gosh we had the weirdest conversation..... It started with Emily talking about her heart break and it all went down hill...
******TRANSITION TO FLASHBACK MUSIC AS IF WE WERE IN WAYNES WORLD*******
*skyler hits Emily*
S: You know Joe would rather you hit him than me
*She hits him again*
me: I thought the term was tap
Them: WHAT?
Me: I thought it was "Tap him" not "hit him"
S:hahaha yea well i guess when you tap it's gentle and when you hit it's hard like two wild bores
-You have no idea how long it took me to figure that out!
♦Alyssa♠