Deep is your best friend....who isn't skyler

So Emily and Skyler and I were at our good friend Kyries wedding (congrats we love you!!). They exchanged sands and Skyler said and as our lives so are the sands of time.
I was all- woah thats deep man
Skyler-yea ik I got it off a soap opera
Me-you suck dude, you didn't even come up with that.
Then today Emily and I had planned to dress our best but I chickened out, she told me about a girl who dressed like a guy because she knew if she dressed nice she'd open herself up to judgement. Then she put her own thoughts in it went a little like this...
By not dressing how you wanted to, you let them win. Now they can say "i was going to say something about how she's dressed but I don't have to. She's already succumbed to my imaginary standards"
Being a stubborn idiot I stood there like- :O they win? Dude no way.....i'm winning this.... next round it's me...burn.
So the lesson is always listen to the well dressrd female friend in leather pants and zebra pumps, oh and I say dude and man a lot...

~Alyssa~

Mythical creatures rule the earth, humans are fourth and that's if we develope ice breath!

Me Skyler and Emily were commenting on my status"
"mine and my mom's motto in the kitchen is you can never have enough butter.....or chocolate :)"
Which is totally true. So we were talking about butter when all of a sudden we took a turn for the random....
The conversation went a little like this...

• Skyler Lyss you need to follow Paula Deen on Twitter for all of your butter needs, i know i do!
  

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  Emily Anne  ‎:) He does.
  

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  Skyler Why would i lie about something as important AS BUTTER! :)
  

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  Alyssa Rachelle  i think paula dean should follow Me because she's never made a butter sandwich before.....
  

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  Emily Anne  True, true.
  

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  Sheila   Yuck!! Sorry
  

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  Alyssa Rachelle  it's actually really good ,even if it sounds bad.....
  

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  Skyler  thats deep alyssa
  

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  Alyssa Rachelle  thanks skyler
  

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  Skyler  anytime anytime
  

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  Alyssa Rachelle unless of course it's a time your telling me "cool story bro' why don't you tell the dragons"
  

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  Skyler  or unicorns....we cant be racist
  

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  Alyssa Rachelle  I hope i don't sound racist but...unicorns are better, sorry dragons i prefer magic over mayhem
  

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  Skyler ME TOOOOOOO! the only advantage of a dragon is that they can fly...
  

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  Emily Anne  Some unicorns have wings.
  

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  Skyler  oh yeah...we had like an hour long argument with your mom about that
  

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  Alyssa Rachelle  the only advantage of a dragon is it's ability to breath fire, but i'm still waiting for evolution to take hold and give unicorns ice breath after which they will once again become dominant!
  

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  Skyler Or..or..or we could have ice breath and become dominant! Huh huh huh what d'ya think?
  

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  Alyssa Rachelle  ‎......but we can't fly, nor do we have the magical property's of a sparkly rainbow horn sticking out of our foreheads so really even if we had ice breath we'd still come 3rd maybe even 4th depending on how the evolution of the lochness monster goes...
  

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  Skyler  ooh true..nevermind
  

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  Once again i won a debate over a topic that's completely useless to any sane person!
  
  ♦Alyssa♠

Websurfing

So Emily got me addicted to a show called the Big Ban Theory (HILARIOUS DUDE!!) and i was looking up shirts with the word "Bazinga" on them when i stumbled upon the website www.thinkgeek.com and it's so amazing!!! It has cupcake- gumballs, chapstick, toothpaste, floss. Candied Unicorn horns, an entire section called zombies and bacon ect.... But my favorite thing about it is you don't feel quit so geeky when you see things like periodic table on a shower curtain sold out, and realize there are others! And they even had a hello kitty double cupcake shirt.....


I ♥ it!!












♦Alyssa♠

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are out to get me!

Today i got home from Emily's house (We watched Breaking Dawn part one and it was EPIC!) and i laid down on my bed to prepare for a day of family holiday cleaning when all of a sudden a book fell off my desk.
Later on the exact same book fell as soon as I laid down on my bed. It was a GREEN book! So I came up with the only logical solution- That the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles have realized my ninja skills and have come to induct me. So if I go missing assume my name is now Catherine and I'm fighting an evil rat somewhere.

♦Alyssa♠-♦Catherine♠

BRING IT ON!!, Which way to we face in the shower??

Me and Emily we're in the car with my Mother driving to our Rehearsal when a squirrel jumped right in front of her car!!!
My mother slammed on the brakes and me and Enamel Girl slammed our heads against the back window.
Me: What are you doing?!
MOM: Move, Move Mr. Squirrel, please move Mr.Squirrel, COME ONE MR.SQUIRREL MOVE!
She went on for a while until finally the squirrel moved and she started driving when she proceeded to say
"Wow that squirrel was just standing right in front of the car like









BRING IT ON!!!

She said it in a "get some!" tone of voice.
We told our friends about it at lunch the next day and our lunch friend was staring at Emily and she got all creeped out.
Then he said "Which way do you face in the shower?"
She wouldn't answer and we asked why he wanted to know, he said he could tell people a lot about themselves by asking random questions!
HE asked Someone three questions and then he basically described her. I was screaming for him to describe me next! He asked me
1.Fave Color
2.Fave animal
3.Fave Place
my answers:
1.Yellow
2.Rabbit
3.Broadway
In all honesty my favorite animal is a unicorn but sadly that's not usually considered a viable answer.
The only result he had for me was I'd have 6 children by the time I was 18...i was THRILLED....
But Emily still won't tell him about her showering habits....so technically I won...Right?

♦Alyssa♠

First post= Explanatory rant

Hey guys!
This is my first post it's sorta used to explain things and as a guide for you to go back to if your confused.
you see, this blog is all about the weird things that go on in the world.
Most of them happen in my life, and the time i spend with people who say the funniest things possible.
Here they are

Alyssa- Me
Emily- My best friend (no not tooth enamel,nail polish enamel)
Skyler- My best guy friend
Shelby- My blonde twin (not biologically...but still)
Trent- My little Brother (I know all i did was put in the Spanish word for video games but it counts!)
Brianna- My older Sister
Tabitha- My second best friend
Trevor- My stalker (It may be a real name but he's OBSESSED with Kim Kardashian...)

So there you are! A guide to the people these posts will mostly be based off of!

♦Alyssa♠