This morning i was talking to Skyler and Emily! and Oh my freaking gosh we had the weirdest conversation..... It started with Emily talking about her heart break and it all went down hill...
******TRANSITION TO FLASHBACK MUSIC AS IF WE WERE IN WAYNES WORLD*******
*skyler hits Emily*
S: You know Joe would rather you hit him than me
*She hits him again*
me: I thought the term was tap
Them: WHAT?
Me: I thought it was "Tap him" not "hit him"
S:hahaha yea well i guess when you tap it's gentle and when you hit it's hard like two wild bores
-You have no idea how long it took me to figure that out!
♦Alyssa♠
Friday, October 28, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
BRING IT ON!!, Which way to we face in the shower??
My mother slammed on the brakes and me and Enamel Girl slammed our heads against the back window.
Me: What are you doing?!
MOM: Move, Move Mr. Squirrel, please move Mr.Squirrel, COME ONE MR.SQUIRREL MOVE!
She went on for a while until finally the squirrel moved and she started driving when she proceeded to say
"Wow that squirrel was just standing right in front of the car like
BRING IT ON!!!
She said it in a "get some!" tone of voice.
We told our friends about it at lunch the next day and our lunch friend was staring at Emily and she got all creeped out.
Then he said "Which way do you face in the shower?"
She wouldn't answer and we asked why he wanted to know, he said he could tell people a lot about themselves by asking random questions!
HE asked Someone three questions and then he basically described her. I was screaming for him to describe me next! He asked me
1.Fave Color
2.Fave animal
3.Fave Place
my answers:
1.Yellow
2.Rabbit
3.Broadway
In all honesty my favorite animal is a unicorn but sadly that's not usually considered a viable answer.
The only result he had for me was I'd have 6 children by the time I was 18...i was THRILLED....
But Emily still won't tell him about her showering habits....so technically I won...Right?
♦Alyssa♠
We told our friends about it at lunch the next day and our lunch friend was staring at Emily and she got all creeped out.
Then he said "Which way do you face in the shower?"
She wouldn't answer and we asked why he wanted to know, he said he could tell people a lot about themselves by asking random questions!
HE asked Someone three questions and then he basically described her. I was screaming for him to describe me next! He asked me
1.Fave Color
2.Fave animal
3.Fave Place
my answers:
1.Yellow
2.Rabbit
3.Broadway
In all honesty my favorite animal is a unicorn but sadly that's not usually considered a viable answer.
The only result he had for me was I'd have 6 children by the time I was 18...i was THRILLED....
But Emily still won't tell him about her showering habits....so technically I won...Right?
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